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June 10, 2010

The Globe: In Deathbed Statement, Gary Coleman Claims His Death Was Murder!!!

Okay, that's not really the story I'm linking.

I am headlining this post with that to give you some context about the sorts of stories The Globe (UK) "breaks."

So that you have context -- indicia of reliability -- for the real story I'm linking:

I would love that to be true, but again, I direct you to Gary Coleman: IT WAS MURDER!

I'm linking it because 1, it's funny, and 2, until I link it I'm going to get a lot of tips about it, and 3, seriously, it's funny, and it's worth linking for the sockpuppeting alone.

Thanks to DougS.

Al Gore's "Partner"? Makes sense.

Correction: Not the Globe UK. I thought it was the British version of the Globe but it's just the one at your local supermarket. The one that does the Obama-is-Gay stories, too.

posted by Ace at 06:44 PM

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