I would love that to be true, but again, I direct you to Gary Coleman: IT WAS MURDER!
I'm linking it because 1, it's funny, and 2, until I link it I'm going to get a lot of tips about it, and 3, seriously, it's funny, and it's worth linking for the sockpuppeting alone.
Thanks to DougS.
Al Gore's "Partner"? Makes sense.
Correction: Not the Globe UK. I thought it was the British version of the Globe but it's just the one at your local supermarket. The one that does the Obama-is-Gay stories, too.