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"My moral support gay"
The thot who did the "Coronavirus Challenge" in which she licks a toilet seat drops this video. She has her gay friend hanging out in background, and actually refers to him as "my moral support gay." There's always been this weird thing among liberal women and sluts, to have the One Gay Friend, the Gay Fashion Accessory, but this is the first time I've seen it put so crudely, as if the gay prop is just a, well, prop. Or a pet. A purse puppy, in fact!
Via ItsAGundam
Check out this SJW attack -- attacking him for "berating" his underlings -- on the French doctor championing HCQ, from "Science" Magazine's blog
80% of the attacks here are not based in science, but in politics. Or stuff that Millennials whine about, like "my boss doesn't treat me like the genius I've always known that I am." This is not science. This is you imagining he's a member of The Patriarchy and then Twitter-destroying him for it.
"Update: more at Slate, who refer to Raoult as "Trumpian", which I have to say is an adjective that I had considered as well."
Orange Man Bad isn't just an all-purpose political disposition -- it's also peer-reviewed SCIENCE!!!
Marvel's SJW "New Warriors" update: 189,000 dislikes, 3,900 likes
And this is Kevin Feige's baby. He's creative director at Marvel Comics now.
And this is almost certainly a pet project of Marvel's political commissar, Sana Amanat, who is Huma Abedin's cousin
Funny new comment added, about the "healthy at any size" hero "Trailblazer:" "I find it politically incorrect that the obese character is named after an SUV"
Also politically incorrect: this character seems to be an American Indian, so they call her "Trailblazer" and Indian-give her Dora the Explore's magic backpack. No but seriously, this is just the "medicine bag" of American Indian myth. I mean, this doesn't bother me, but shouldn't good little NPCs be outraged over this cultural stereotyping?
Neat Israeli public awareness ad dramatizing a pandemic being spread by touch
I'm no expert, but I get the sense that what makes this more contagious than the normal flu is the resilience of the virus on surfaces, and the ease of transferring it by touching the same object a carrier touched.
Privileged Pampered Pop Princess Taylor Swift hallucinates "oppression" this wealthy white women has suffered in order to make her posh, plush life seem like a heroic struggle
You see this all the time with white liberals: They have sworn fealty to the "Progressive Stack" and "intersectionality," but they just can't handle the fact that that means they're the most "privileged" and therefore the ones to be made the least privileged. To escape this trap, white liberal men will suddenly declare they're "trans" or "non-binary" to jump up the Progressive Stack. White liberal women, on the other hand, simply declare that it's a terrible burden to be Wealthy While Female, and invite the rest of us to take inspiration from their Captivity Narratives.
I'm pretty sure Taylor Swift will announce that she's "non-binary" or "bisexual" by next year. Not because she really is -- her past history suggests that she's a big enough fan of The D -- but because she needs to valorize herself by claiming some niche status of oppression.
The Hill vlog: Democrats panicking over Biden's falling acuity
As well as his being behind Hillary Clinton in head-to-head polling and at a historic low for any Democrat candidate in voter enthusiasm
I get nervous thinking about November. One thing that seems to help is seeing the other side panicking. That makes me feel less nervous myself.
The trouble is: I have been saying forever that I do not expect Joe Biden to be the candidate in November. He'll be off the ballot for one reason or another. And I don't know who the Democrats will use the Torricelli Gambit to nominate.
Snake Juice Diet guy has a cure for coronavirus: drinking your own urine
"Urine looping." It goes in, it goes out, it goes back in.
Um, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say "No"
I'm starting to think that this Snake Juice Diet guy might be some kind of loose cannon hothead
The soyworm who wrote the Safespace & Snowflake comic had previously been a "geek seeking love" on Millionaire Matchmaker. It's cringey. It is what you're expecting. Starts at 3:10 or so.
This seems like a scripted show. It seems like he's playing a role. But I imagine they cast him because he was just a natural at playing a sub-beta simp. It's the episode "The Prince and I" (available, but costs money).
Covid 19 and US Mortality Interesting but very, very preliminary analysis. [CBD]
New episode of Reno 911
I don't know if it's any good, I just stumbled across it.
Forgotten 70s Mystery Click
"The Queen of Corona"
I grew up watching the Harlem Globetrotters. Great show. RIP "Curly" Neal. [Mis. Hum.]
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