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March 27, 2020

China's Totally Got the Wuhan Flu Beaten and the Transmission Rate is Only 0.055 Per Million
And Oh Yeah, They Just Ordered All Their Cinemas Closed Again
And Oh Yeah, There's Open Rioting as Provinces Set Up Barricades to Seal Themselves Off

Well I can certainly see why the Enemy of the People/Chinese Propaganda Front media was so eager to propagate China's complete bullshit claims.

The media could ask whistleblowers and activists about the real numbers -- except they can't, because the Chinese government murdered them.

The media likes to pretend it cares about murdered journalists, sometimes. Unless there's a more important subject at hand, such as OrangeManBad.

So sure, China's got the Egg Drop Croup beat.

That's why it just ordered theaters that it had permitted to reopen to shut down again.

Over 600 movie theaters across China were given the green light to reopen their doors over the past week, but Beijing's Film Bureau put out a notice late Friday ordering all theaters to go back into shutdown.

No official explanation for the sudden reversal was provided. Industry insiders instantly began speculating that the government was worried about a potential second wave of coronavirus infections.

Let me tell you how "beaten" the Wuhan Flu is in China:

It's so beaten that when Hubei province -- where Wuhan is located -- was taken off lockdown and Hubei residents tried to cross a river into neighboring Jiangxi province, Jiangxi cops blocked the bridge.

(Don't bother with that propaganda report from UPI -- they substantially underplay the story, probably to appease the Chinese. I link it just to confirm the citizen reporting I link below.)

Blocked from leaving their province, then Hubei citizens began getting violent, overturning the Jiangxi police's cars.

And then the Hubei police started battling the Jiangxi police.

So definitely trust the Chinese Propaganda Media -- both the one actually in China, and the one here in NYC, DC, and Atlanta.



Commenters just explained to me where the "China is asshoe" meme I've been seeing comes from:


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