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March 27, 2020

Fuck-It-All Friday Afternoon Quarantine Cafe

Let's check in to see how Nancy and Pastor David French are up to during their quarantine.

My dad, a woodworker, created this to make sure we maintain our social distancing. pic.twitter.com/eXWmlbLfvA
— Nancy French (@NancyAFrench) March 27, 2020

They desperately want to be famous. I don't know which annoying neoliberal couple is more thirsty for fame, Pastor French and his wife, or Seth and Bethany Mandel.

Speaking of liberals thirsty for Internet attention - deranged criminal James Comey posted a selfie.

Unsure how to use twitter now. Don’t know enough to tweet about #Covid19. Don’t want to tweet about Trump. Instead I will try to spread things useful, comforting, or distracting (rather than contagious) during a really hard time. Today I’ll start with my social distance selfie. pic.twitter.com/HtP0oPep0e
— James Comey (@Comey) March 27, 2020

This is good:

Now try the sound... pic.twitter.com/SoQbzbGer7
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 27, 2020

ZOMG. H/t @davidharsanyi. https://t.co/R4PZfU5M7H
— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) March 27, 2020

pic.twitter.com/cgVyJULZa4
— Mad Liberals (@mad_liberals) March 27, 2020

posted by Ace at 04:04 PM

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My dad, a woodworker, created this to make sure we maintain our social distancing. pic.twitter.com/eXWmlbLfvA — Nancy French (@NancyAFrench) March 27, 2020 They desperately want to be famous. I don't know which annoying neoliberal couple is more thirsty for fame, Pastor French and his wife, or Seth and Bethany Mandel. Speaking of liberals thirsty for Internet attention - deranged criminal James Comey posted a selfie. Unsure how to use twitter now. Don’t know enough to tweet about #Covid19. Don’t want to tweet about Trump. Instead I will try to spread things useful, comforting, or distracting (rather than contagious) during a really hard time. Today I’ll start with my social distance selfie. pic.twitter.com/HtP0oPep0e — James Comey (@Comey) March 27, 2020 This is good: Now try the sound... pic.twitter.com/SoQbzbGer7 — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 27, 2020 ZOMG. 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