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Woody Allen issues this emphatic statement should put an end to rumors he likes having sex with children he's sharing a home with:

A bitter Woody Allen blasts his ex-girlfriend Mia Farrow for her "Ahab-like quest" to destroy him with sex abuse allegations and describes his romance with his current wife, Soon-Yi Previn, in graphic terms in his new memoir.

And then, to prove how not-attracted to children living in his home he is, he segueways to talking about the very hot groping sessions he had with his babymama's barely-legal adoptive daughter:

"At the very early stages of our new relationship, when lust reigns supreme... we couldn�t keep our hands off each other," Allen writes of Previn in "Apropos of Nothing," which came out Monday to little fanfare.

So you see -- it's all perfectly normal and wholesome!

No bailouts for Hollywood. Not one red cent.

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