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March 24, 2020

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Woody Allen issues this emphatic statement should put an end to rumors he likes having sex with children he's sharing a home with:

A bitter Woody Allen blasts his ex-girlfriend Mia Farrow for her "Ahab-like quest" to destroy him with sex abuse allegations and describes his romance with his current wife, Soon-Yi Previn, in graphic terms in his new memoir.

And then, to prove how not-attracted to children living in his home he is, he segueways to talking about the very hot groping sessions he had with his babymama's barely-legal adoptive daughter:

"At the very early stages of our new relationship, when lust reigns supreme... we couldn’t keep our hands off each other," Allen writes of Previn in "Apropos of Nothing," which came out Monday to little fanfare.

So you see -- it's all perfectly normal and wholesome!

No bailouts for Hollywood. Not one red cent.


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