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March 04, 2020
Bloomberg Finishes Assessing His Campaign; Assesses He Is a Tinydicked Failure Who No One Likes and That He's Wasted Half a Billion Dollars on a Napoleon Complex Delusion
Finally, someone in the Democrat Party gets it.
Michael Bloomberg, who spent hundreds of millions of dollars to self-fund his 2020 presidential run, announced Wednesday that he is suspending his campaign after a poor performance on Super Tuesday and will endorse Joe Biden.
Trump greeted the news with respect, restraint, and decorum.