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March 04, 2020
Jill Biden Rushes to Protect Her Decrepit, Weakling Husband From Menacing Female PeTA Protester
If the protester had been Corn Pop, you better believe Sheriff Joe would have sprung into rock'em sock'em action.
This isn't the first time Jill Biden had to defend her frail husband:
The obvious question is where was Joe Biden’s security detail? What kind of security operation does his campaign have set up for the elderly former vice-president? This isn’t the first time that Jill Biden has had to act as Joe's bodyguard -- it happened in New Hampshire in February when a man rushed up as Biden spoke from a podium at a campaign event. Jill Biden stopped him by shoving him away before others stepped in to help.
Semi-related:
PIRATE!!!