How About a Solid Two Minutes of the Media Saying "China's Coronavirus" or "Wuhan Virus" Before a Medley of Them Lecturing Us That We're Racists?

Unfunny Comedy Affirmative Action hire Samantha Bee did a cringey set about Fox News being racist due to correctly calling the China/Wuhan coronavirus by its name, obviously without noting that CNN has been calling it that for almost two months.

Alexandria Donkey-Chompters says it's "straight-up racist" to avoid Chinese restaurants during an outbreak in which, up until recently, almost all transmission to Americans was by Chinese travelers or US travelers returning from China.

I mean, it's not like Chinese people living in America ever travel back home for any reason.

Oh by the way: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers, whose grade school teachers thought she was literally retarded (and I'm not sure they were wrong!), said it's racist that people aren't "patroning" (sic) Chinese restaurants.

"Patroning."

Say... about that Remedial Education...?

Here's a good question from this twitter rando:

Yeah, they don't seem to have any problem attacking Russians.

And you know who else thought the Slavs were untermenschen who must be purged? That's right, you guessed it: Ted McGinley.

No but seriously, for all the lecturing they do about spreading racist memes, they sure have taken a shine to Hitler's anti-slavic bigotry.

Oh wait, let me guess: It's only racist when the race-baiting left says it is, right?

And: I don't want to panic anyone, But OH MY GOD THE APES ARE TAKING CONTROL! THIS IS THE OMEGA VIRUS! WE WILL ALL BE DEAD OR MUTE IN WEEKS!!!! THE END OF DAYS ARE HERE!!!

Whoops, sorry, I spaced out and became CNN for a minute there.

Link and Planet of the Apes connection thanks to bonhomme.

Oh, and:

Accurate!

Some stories stolen from Tim Pool.

posted by Ace at 07:00 PM

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