CNN Prissy Neanderthal Fredo Cuomo Has Coronavirus

I sure hope that the more deadly version of coronavirus isn't triggered by the presence of steroids.

[Fredo] Cuomo, the TV-host brother of Gov. Andrew Cuomo, has the coronavirus, he said Tuesday.

"Soooo in these difficult times that seem to get more difficult and complicated by the day, I just found out that I am positive for corona virus," [Fredo] Cuomo, 49, tweeted.

"I have been exposed to people in recent days who have subsequently tested positive and I had fever, chills and shortness of breath.

"[Fredo] just hope [Fredo] didn't give it to the kids and Cristina," the dad of three added of his family, [speaking in a moronic Hulk-like patois].

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The governor said he last saw his younger [Fredo] in person two weeks ago -- and that their elderly mother, [Gammy Fredo], was at [Fredo's] house around then, too.

It wasn't clear when [Fredo] Cuomo was exposed to the [Fredo Killer].

He'll be doing what he calls "news shows" from his basement. (No, really.)

Everyone at AoSHQ hopes for Fredo's recovery, so he can go back to posting narcissistic and sweaty workout videos.

The media, it must be noted, has been openly and unashamedly rooting for Americans to die of the disease.

posted by Ace at 01:30 PM

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