"The Burgeoning C#ckshed Industry Will Keep Our Economy Afloat In These Challenging Times"

That's how a Daily Caller writer headlines this article from The Cut.

It's ballpark accurate, though the article isn't about the economy or the "cuckshed industry."

It's just a report about how one totally normal dude has started shacking up with his girlfriend and the guy who's porking her so that they could all "isolate" together.

CORONAVIRUS 2:44 P.M.

What It's Like to Isolate With Your Girlfriend and Her Other Boyfriend

As the coronavirus forces millions of Americans to practice social distancing and stay in their homes, relationships are being put to the test. Suddenly, exes are reaching out to each other, casual flings are contemplating whether they'll stay in touch, and cohabitating couples are confronted with whether or not their living styles are truly compatible. The situation is even more complicated when you're staying inside not just with your partner, but with your partner's partner as well.

For the past few days, comedian Billy Procida, host of The Manwhore Podcast, has been hunkered down at his girlfriend Megan’s house in Jersey City, where she lives with her other boyfriend, Kyle (a pseudonym). This is Billy's first polyamorous relationship, and while he doesn't know his metamour Kyle that well, he says he's doing his best to respect his space. Here's how he’s holding up so far, in his own words....

"Metamour." Like, paramour. Except... it's another dude that's sticking it to your lady.

I won't quote more of it. It's pretty boring. Basically, this guy is not just a sexual c**k, but a physical property c**k as well. He has to walk around on eggshells while staying at his girlfriend's boyfriend's place.

It's really sad, and I have no idea why anyone would share such hideously embarrassing details about the shabby perversions of their wretched lives.

I think it's time to add c**ks to the Alphabet People list. I think they should be designated "GbC." Gay, but Cowardly. There's no way these guys aren't... interested in the "metamour."

I guess some people will be enjoying the days of isolation more than others.

posted by Ace at 04:09 PM

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