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March 20, 2020

Quarantine Cafe

Nighthawks, 2020

A light thread for recommendations, humor, chat, advice, projects, GAINZZZ, animal videos, etc.

Not a total ban on news-talk -- sure, post new news stuff -- but generally, keep it light. Mostly light. Like, 85% light.

Don't worry, I'll post actual news posts after this one. I just thought maybe it would be better to do this thread earlier, instead of at the end of the night.

When I saw that, I thought it was a joke, a photoshop.

Nope.

Although many businesses in Las Vegas are closed today after Nevada's governor asked nonessential businesses to close their doors, that does not appear to include the city's strip clubs.
Little Darlings, which is owned by Deja Vu, is not only open, but they are also planning to offer drive-thru strip shows and nude hand sanitizer wrestling.

Starting this weekend, guests will be able to drive up to the front door, pay $100, and enjoy a 10-minute XXX show from the comfort and safety of their vehicles.

18,000 Pounds of Toilet Paper Discovered in Tractor Trailer, North Carolina Cops Say.

You know those cops made off with at least 4000 pounds for themselves.

Supposedly, this was posted in a bowling alley.

Legit, or someone having some fun? I don't know.

Goodbye Gainz pic.twitter.com/Sk9X2ZPA9d
— Robert Frank (@Robertfrank615) March 16, 2020

posted by Ace at 05:31 PM

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Little Darlings, which is owned by Deja Vu, is not only open, but they are also planning to offer drive-thru strip shows and nude hand sanitizer wrestling. Starting this weekend, guests will be able to drive up to the front door, pay $100, and enjoy a 10-minute XXX show from the comfort and safety of their vehicles. 18,000 Pounds of Toilet Paper Discovered in Tractor Trailer, North Carolina Cops Say. You know those cops made off with at least 4000 pounds for themselves. Supposedly, this was posted in a bowling alley. Legit, or someone having some fun? I don't know. 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