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“Obviously, the court got it wrong. This is a big loss for creators, those who copyright laws are meant to protect.” Malofiy said he may appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court.Francis Malofiy, attorney at law
Enough is enough. I will repeat what I’ve repeated over the past two decades of amnesty betrayals of the American people: Amnesty begets more amnesty. Michelle Malkin
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Italy has said all shops except pharmacies and food outlets will be closed in response to the country's coronavirus outbreak as the death toll from the disease in the country jumped sharply in the last 24 hours.
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A French woman is facing up to 10 years in prison and a hefty fine of up to 150,000 euros ($170,000) for remarrying her ex-husband without his knowledge, in order to prevent him from moving on with his life.
Financially bullied? Hit the road Jack. I'm a financially bullied husband. My wife makes $500,000 — 5 times my income — and tells me to live in a motor home. What will happen if we divorce?
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The stars of Discovery Channel's Diesel Brothers television show are being ordered to pay $851,451 for their role in producing and selling modified diesel pickups that wreaked environmental havoc in the state of Utah. David "Heavy D" Sparks, Joshua Stuart, Keaton Hoskins, and Dave Kiley—a.k.a. "Diesel Dave"—were the targets of a case that reached a federal judge after being initiated by Utah Physicians for a Healthy Environment. It was then ruled that the defendants must pay the aforementioned dollar amount to the United States government and Davis County with additional restitution potentially on the way.
No nationwide program to recover these banned weapons; only state to do so is California.
Dudes are wearing women’s panties on their faces as coronavirus masks
U.S.—The DNC has announced a controversial new debate format after pressure from both the Sanders and Biden campaigns in which the candidates will stand at podiums that are equipped with Life Alert buttons in case the debaters fall down and can't get up.
Crazy Bernie is sinking in the polls and now in the court of law. Pro angler Jason Quinn sues Bernie Sanders over campaign video. Pro angler Jason Quinn sues Bernie Sanders over campaign video. A transgender woman named Ria Cooper has apparently contacted police because a guy wouldn't have sex with Cooper. The guy's reason for not sleeping with Ria Cooper? It's because Cooper still "had a c*ck."
Whatever happened to yelling, "Hey I could use some help here!". Genius Award Winner. [NEW SMYRNA BEACH] – A Florida Man who felt like he wasn’t getting enough attention set his hospital bed on fire, according to the New Smyrna Beach Police.
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