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March 05, 2020

Bill Clinton: My Tawdry Sex Sessions With Monica Lewinsky Weren't About "Ministering" To Her At All. No, They Had a Medical Purpose -- They Were About "Managing My Anxieties."

To be honest, blow-jays and r-jobs really do take the edge off a day, no?

If only Bill Clinton had had Obamacare, he wouldn't have had to self-medicate like this!

Bill Clinton claims the affair with Monica Lewinsky that almost destroyed his presidency was one of the "things I did to manage my anxieties."

Clinton, 73, says in the new documentary, "Hillary" that the pressure of being in the White House made him feel like a boxer who had gone 30 rounds and his affair was "something that will take your mind off it for a while."

For her part, Hillary Clinton continues pretending that she was surprised by his "lies" and that she was actually wounded in a heterosexual-wife kind of way at the shocking news of his infidelity.

Hillary admits that she was "devastated." "I could not believe it. I was so personally just hurt and I can’t believe this, I can't believe you lied," she said.

"Devastated." Bill Clinton was spreading his DNA around Little Rock like OJ Simpson jogging over to his wife's house while carrying his prized collection of knives and melted butter, but she was "devastated" by his "lies" about Monica Lewisnsky.


Bill Clinton

Let me put my anxiety in you.


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