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March 28, 2020

Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 03-28-2020

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WFM Anna Cramling-Bellon (SWE)


Moviegique will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - WhiteTo Play (505)

Goal: White can force mate in 2
Hint: First move? Not a check.


20200328 - Problem 1.jpg
r2qrk2/4bp2/bp3n1N/p2p2p1/3N3B/2P5/PPQ2PPP/3RR1K1 w - - 0 1




Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1119)

Goal: White can force mate in 5 moves
Hint: Remove the obstructing pawn


20200328 - Problem 2.jpg
3r2k1/p4rPp/1b1q3Q/n1p1pP2/1p6/3B1NR1/P4P1P/6RK w - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - White To Play (833)

What's the best way for White to win? Assume Black plays the best possible moves.


20200328 - Problem 3.jpg
7r/pb1rqpk1/2p1pR1p/2P1P1pP/3PQ3/P7/5RP1/1B4K1 w - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:




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Greetings From Thailand




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Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - White To Play


20200328 - Problem 1.jpg
r2qrk2/4bp2/bp3n1N/p2p2p1/3N3B/2P5/PPQ2PPP/3RR1K1 w - - 0 1

1.Qg6 !

Threatening 2.Qf7#

1...fxg6

Forced. But then

2.Ne6#


Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1119)


20200328 - Problem 2.jpg
3r2k1/p4rPp/1b1q3Q/n1p1pP2/1p6/3B1NR1/P4P1P/6RK w - - 0 1

1. Qxh7+ Kxh7
2. f6+

Premature is 2.Rh3+ Qh6 3.Ng5+ Kg8 4.Rxh6 Kxg7 5.Rh7+ Kf6

2...Kg8 (sub-optimal is 2...e4 3.Rh3+ Kg8 4.Rh8# and Black's king escapes.)

3. Bh7+ Kxh7
4. Rh3+ Kg8

Or 4.g8=Q+ Rxg8 5.Rh3#

4...Kg8
5.Rh8#


Advanced Problem - White To Play


20200328 - Problem 3.jpg
7r/pb1rqpk1/2p1pR1p/2P1P1pP/3PQ3/P7/5RP1/1B4K1 w - - 0 1

1.Qg6+ Kf8

1...fxg6? 2.Rxg6+ Kh7 3.Rxg5#

2.Rxe6 Qd8

If 2...Bc8 then 3.Rxe7 Rxe7 4.Qf6 Rg8 5.Ba2 Ke8 6.Bxf7+ Rxf7 7.Qxf7+ Kd8 8.Qxg8+ Kc7 9.Rf7+ Bd7 10.Qa8 a6 11.e6 g4 12.Rxd7#

3. Rd6 Ke8
4. Rxf7 Rxf7
5. Rxd8+ Kxd8
6. Qxf7 Bc8 (6...Re8 7. Qxb7)
7. Qf6+ and wins


Hope to see you all next week!


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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

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