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March 13, 2020

Please Respect My Private Right to Party With Meth and "HoneyHammock"

From the arrest report generated by the Gillum meth bust:

honeyhammock

HhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoneyHammock.

Hey, would you like to give your porkroll a rest in my honey hammock?

Via Deb Heine.

She also notes:

Gillum and his former campaign treasurer Adam Corey were both the subjects of a Florida ethics investigation and an FBI corruption probe, stemming from his time as the Mayor of Tallahassee. Gillum, who is married, and Corey were rumored to have been in a long term intimate relationship.

Sorry for a very light blogging day. I do not want to join the media in their Clickbait Panic Spreading. But that's literally the only "news" today -- more viral panic, more panic being spread by intentional Patient Zeroes of the media, more media "superspreaders," more media Bug Chasers, more fear pandemic.

But, on the plus side: HoneyHammock.

Matt Gaetz has a reply for Gillum, who called him a "criminal" for an old DUI bust back in 2018:


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