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For the director of music. Of the Sons of Korah. According to alamoth. A song.
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill
So I had the chorus, which to me sounded like a hit. And I thought, I'll do something really unusual. I'll write it that this is a song separate from the verse. So the actual chorus is something that's coming out of a jukebox, and the two kids in the disco who are flirting are hearing this song that's a hit.”Alan Merrill
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages. William Shakespeare
“We went from being nobodies to essential workers. I’ve never felt appreciated in my job until now. A lot of people don’t realize it takes a truck to get stuff on shelves. If it wasn’t for a truck driver, you would have nothing.” Chad Montgomery
How to make wine in your Instant Pot: A step-by-step guide to brewing easily at home When this Kung Flu shit comes to an end, it is time about producing necessary items here at home. Shocked, just f*cking shocked that 600,000 face masks from China had to be returned. The Dutch government has recalled over half a million face masks it imported from China after discovering that they were faulty. A lawsuit has been filed against the governing agency of the three major Arizona universities over refunds for tuition, housing, and other fees.
The real reason old farts run America. Most older people still feel gratitude to be Americans and are willing to serve their nation and community, whereas, after 60 years of ODIOS, many left-wing youths no longer believe in the goodness of America or accept responsibility to preserve their birthright of liberty, not even the basic civic duty of voting. My father was a WWII vet. We didn't always see eye to eye. But, I'm proud he taught me to love this country, warts and all.
Don't you have some donuts to go and eat? The CHP is looking for speeders. If you have traveled on Bay Area freeways in recent days, then you’ve probably noticed a few drivers treating the lightly trafficked lanes like a NASCAR speedway.
Tell me, why shouldn't we be able to carry, conceal and protect ourselves? A concealed carry permit holder fatally shot a woman outside a north Tulsa shopping center Friday evening after she reportedly opened fire on customers.
He fought the law. And lost again. CHARLES COUNTY, Md. – A Maryland man hosted about 60 people at a bonfire Friday night, defying the state’s coronavirus emergency order, investigators said.
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New York University Tisch School of the Arts Dean Allyson Green is tonight's Genius Award Winner. Following several communications between students and the school administration, Dean Allyson Green earlier this week attached her dance video to an email to students in which she explained that she doesn't have the authority to refund tuition and that it's "challenging" for the school to give students their money back right now.
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