Sponsored Content
« Ace of Spades Pet Thread | Main | Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 03-21-2020 »
March 21, 2020

Stay Calm and Comment in Place

quarantinehumor


The headline this Twitter rando is commenting on is from Ramesh Ponuru's employer Bloomberg Propaganda, claiming that chloroquine, the drug which seems to have cured coronavirus in 75% of people it was administered to, may KILL YOU (if taken in an extremely high dose).

Virus drug touted by Trump, [Elon] Musk Can Kill With Just Two Grams



Psst, assholes:

Virtually all drugs will kill you given a sufficiently high dosage. Alcohol will kill you, acetaminophen will kill you (even the non-tainted kinds from places other than China). Even water will kill you, in a high enough dose.

As a Tweet said: The media has finally reached the "Trump walks on water, proving that he never learned how to swim" phase.

Weird, it's almost as if some people are rooting for millions of Americans, whom they hate, to die, so they can throw open the borders again and replace the despised Old Americans with New and Improved Non-American Americans.

They're the enemies of the people and will be treated as such.

Bonus:

Dr. Guy P. Benson of the Stuttgart Institute of Infectious Diseases has now decided to caution against "inciting unnecessary panic."

drguybensoncautionsagainstpanic.png

digg this
posted by Ace at 04:20 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden: "Make the Rainbow God's Promise Again. ..."

[/i][/b]andycanuck (Vwz3I)[/s][/u]: "Finally went for the whole front of foot metatarsa ..."

Cicero (@cicero43): "6 Just saw a commercial featuring a white heterose ..."

That Northern skulker: "I haven't checked out the greeting card section of ..."

You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces: "Just scrolled through the rest of the content. ..."

You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces: "Holy crap, they apparently canceled the graduation ..."

Cicero (@cicero43): "BREAKING: Analysts forecast that corporate celebra ..."

CppThis: "Atoms are neat for embedded stuff, but they've alw ..."

Diogenes : "Nobody likes a funny surgeon. Posted by: JackStr ..."

Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden: "Robert P. George > George P. Bush ..."

Duke Lowell : "Just saw a commercial featuring a white heterosexu ..."

olddog in mo: "Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes. ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64