Twits & Pieces

Here's a bunch of things which, while interesting, just really can't be full posts.

McDonald's introduces its new "Double Big Mac," replacing the former menu item called "two Big Macs."

Millennials are taking advantage of the current low airfares.

"I feel like if the coronavirus would get even more serious and like wipe out a large amount of people, I might as well be somewhere having fun," Henkel told NBC News in a message.

David French is making very transparent -- and dishonest -- arguments about why Joe Biden should refuse to debate Sanders.

It's because French knows that Biden is senile, of course, but wants to help the Democrat Machine hide that from voters.

Did Jesus appear to you and tell you that Biden must cancel the debate, Pharisee?

The left continues whining that it's so uncivil to notice Joe Biden's obvious creeping (galloping?) dementia.

Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi continues claiming Trump should be "tested" for any neurological defects.

I'd like to see this sagging whore tested for something.

This is the way I like to see the New York Times:

Note: Soothsayer points out that this is from 12:45 am -- you know, in the middle of the night. This is a cleaning crew. What's the panic?

More on the media's deliberate attempt to create mass hysteria for political gain.

The CIA used to do this.

Leftwingers and media hacks and NeverTrumpers -- but, as always, I repeat myself thrice -- really have all their eggs in this Chinese Flu basket.

The Brother-F**king Illegal Immigrant Fraudster is claiming that saying "Chinese coronavirus" is "racist."

By the way, you fucking illiterate: It's proper to say "Chinese coronavirus" because coronaviruses are common but it's only this new Chinese mutation we're concerned with. The rest cause stuff like the common cold.

The New York Times can't decide if it's racist to call a flu originating in China a Chinese flu:

This guy had a good Twitter thread showing that the media is "gaslighting" us, first calling COVID-18 "the Wuhan flu," "the Wuhan virus," the "Chinese coronavirus," etc., before lecturing us all that their previous nomenclature was racist and that we all need to Be Better.

Now, this is racist: the Iraqi Islamic "scholar" who claimed that coronavirus was God's vengeance on the infidel has now, get this, contracted coronavirus.

The coronavirus is Islamophobic.

Be better, coronavirus.

No laughing matter here: Italy is being ravaged by the Wuhan Flu.

All out of My Dog Ate My Homework and Gave Me Coronavirus excuses, and with a judge quite beyond the limits of his patience, Hunter Biden settles with his babymama.

In related news, Burisma is proud to welcome its newest member of the board, Hunter Biden's Stripper Bastard. The eight month old infant will be handling Burisma's natural gas futures portfolio. And-- DINOSAURS!!!

Update: The New York Times editor who thought that you could divide up Michael Bloomberg's $500 million campaign spend among the 320 million people in the country and give them each $1 million says that making fun of her innumeracy and ignorance is -- wait for it...! -- racism.

Five days ago:

We laughed at Brian Williams, too.

Was that racist?

Or should we just have made fun of him and avoided making fun of you for... reasons?

True: The #Woke Identity Brigades are making it very clear that the only group for whom achievement and accountability are demanded are Straight White Men.

So why hire someone from a group with Infinite Excuses?

posted by Ace at 04:43 PM

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