Young Internet Influencers Have a New Way to Get Attention: Licking Stuff in Public to Spread Coronavirus

You know what gallows humor means?

It means I'm going to laugh my ass off when angry mobs start lynching these fuckers in the street.

A man in Missouri was arrested after licking a row of products on a Walmart shelf and filming it, then posting it to social media.

Before licking the items he said, "Who's scared of the coronavirus?" The video also has text on it that reads, "I'm a nasty moths ******!!!"

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The Riverfront Times reported Tuesday that the man, 26-year-old Cody Pfister, was charged with "making a terrorist threat."

Tim Pool said he's facing five years in prison -- which sounds right to me.

I don't care that it's a prank. It's stupid and it's in callous disregard of other people's safety -- just to get some internet attention.

Here's another stupid social-media "fame" chasing thot who deserves some jail time.

She filmed herself doing the "Coronavirus Challenge," which consisted of her licking an airplane toilet seat.

Now, I think the idea was that she was risking her own health -- but if this almost-certainly promiscuous little thot had the bug, she was also spreading it to whoever sat on the toilet seat next.

Arrest her too.

A male (?) "influencer" also decided he would lick a public toilet seat in order to gain internet attention.

He's now hospitalized with coronavirus.

But did he get it from the toilet seat? Or did he already have it, and spread it to the toilet seat, and thereby to innocent people?

The only way to be certain is to carefully draw a sample of his blood, swab his cheek for a skin cell sample, dig a hole, shoot him in the fucking head, and then throw his body and the sample of blood and skin into the hole.

Instapundit recently posed a quote from Robert Heinlein: "Stupidity is a crime and the sentence is always death." Hear, hear. Make it so.

posted by Ace at 05:13 PM

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