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Fake Cosplay "Doctor Who" Ratings Fall to Near-Record Low for Two Part Season FinaleThe top rated shows of every doctor who season are the first episode, the holiday special, and the two-part season finale. For Fake Cosplay "Doctor Who," the two part season finale has the worst ratings of the season, the worst ratings of the Fake Doctor's run, and are very close to the lowest overnight ratings of the show's entire 57 year history. (One show dipped to 3.70 in the eighties, a bit before the show was cancelled -- and the first part of the two-part finale clocked in at 3.71 in overnight ratings.) This show is moving from strength to strength. Ratings here. By the way -- plenty of people were watching TV in the UK Sunday night. But they specifically turned off the TV for Fake Doctor Who. Sunday's episode of Doctor Who, "The Timeless Children," saw 3.78 million viewers tune in, but what is especially troublesome for the BBC is the fact that the shows preceding Doctor Who and following both had a higher amount of viewers all in the same range. People might actually tune in over the next week to watch it, just to rubberneck at the carnage. The rumors were true -- the Fake Doctor Who team officially made the original incarnation of the Doctor a little girl. Yes, they previously had a prior version of the Doctor-- never before heard of and actually not permitted by the series' continuity -- who was a woman. A black woman in fact. But the rumor said that the BBC was so determined to remake the show as "Diverse and Inclusive" -- and to double down on making the (fake) Doctor female -- that they'd rewrite the show's 57 years of cannon and claim that there were a whole series of regenerations we didn't know about, and that the Doctor was female all along. Well, they did it. The Doctor is, according to Fake Doctor Who, originally a little girl. A little black girl, of course, because Of Course. Then when she regenerated for the first time, she became a little Asian girl. Then a little blonde girl. And then finally a teenaged boy. A black teenaged boy, because, again, Of Course. Oh, and not only that -- not only is the original Doctor a female -- but the Doctor is the original Timelord, too, the original Timelord from which all other Timelords get their regeneration power. Oh, and the Doctor isn't even a Gallifreian. She was a little girl from some unnamed (magical) alien race kidnapped by a mad Gallifreian scientist, who wanted to steal her regeneration power. People are pointing out: Gallifreians have two hearts. The Doctor has two hearts. We always assumed these two things were connected -- the Doctor had two hearts because he was a Gallifreian -- because the show heavily implied this by Flat Out Saying the Doctor Is a Gallifreian. Now this abortion comes in and says "Nah, that was a lie." In fact, the show claims it was a "myth created for the elites." What? You mean... the elites, like former Doctor Who fans? Anyway, now that the Doctor is not Gallifreian... why does he also have two hearts, just like any Gallifreian? Is it just a coincidence that the alien girl kidnapped by the Gallifreian had two hearts, just as the mad scientist did? I won't bother you with the show's mythology to explain why none of the show now makes sense -- either you already know this, or you could not care less. Just accept the conclusion that they tore up the entire history of the show Teach the Former Fans a Lesson in Diversity and Inclusion. Oh, and one more thing: Two weeks ago, the BBC announced they would be keeping Chris "Chinballs" Chibnall as showrunner -- author of the brand's demise -- just to further piss in the former audience's eyes. Boris Johnson is talking about scrapping the BBC's legally mandated subscription fee -- anyone who owns a TV is required to pay the BBC for their "services" -- in favor of a voluntary subscription model. If the BBC is no longer interested in making TV for non-woke ideologues, why should non-woke ideologues be forced (under penalty of law) to pay for their woke propgaganda? As I always point out: They want to take over popular franchises and turn them into propaganda. But if that fails, and they simply destroy the franchise: That's fine with them too. They just want to destroy anything you like. It's one thing for a private company like Disney to do this. But the BBC forceably extracts fees from citizens. How on earth can they declare war on straight white men and anyone who's not a woke ideologue while also demanding straight white men and non-weirdoes keep paying for their propaganda? Star Trek: All Hail Eris says, "What about Star Trek?" Well, they won't tell us the ratings for those shows. You know a show's doing gangbusters business when they keep the ratings secret. But we do know that they're doing so well that former Star Trek producer Rick Berman sarcastically asked...
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