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March 02, 2020

Dow Gains 5.1%, Biggest One-Day Gain in History

The leftist propaganda media and NeverTrump -- but, as always, I repeat myself -- are really counting on coronavirus and a stock market fall as their last remaining hope.

This is the biggest one day gain as far as straight value. It's the biggest percentage change since 2009.

Stocks rebounded sharply from their worst week since the financial crisis on Monday, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average posting its best day in more than a decade. Expectations that the Federal Reserve would cut rates drove the gains, which accelerated aggressively into the close.

The Dow closed 1,293.96 points higher, or 5.1%, at 26,703.32. The move on a percentage basis was the Dow's biggest since March 2009. It was the largest-ever points gain for the 30-stock average.

They're really hoping for a plague and a depression to claw their way back to unearned, incompetently-wielded power.


All the Deep Staters, Throne Sniffers, CIA Fluffers, and Romancers of Power are all-in now:

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