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“He was like, ‘Since we’re in quarantine, can I see your boobs?’ I said no, and he was like, ‘Oh okay, sorry,’” she says. “I wasn’t even upset. I thought, okay, this man has been stuck in his apartment drinking Red Bull for three days. He’s probably not well.” Afsana Ahmed
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire
“My number one priority remains to flatten the curve and protect the most people we can from the spread of coronavirus. Our health care workers are on the front lines every day protecting Michiganders during these extraordinary and difficult times. Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-MI)
“The dam has been broken. Maybe it was necessary. But when dams break, flooding follows." Dennis Praeger
Little Darlings closes temporarily after Gov. Sisolak's mandatory order Will we relive the "Boston Tea Party" anytime soon?
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Paul Joseph Watson NSFW-Language If you say the right prayers and do special lengthy readings the Roman Catholic Church will forgive your sins. The Catholic Church has today granted forgiveness - under certain conditions - for the sins of the faithful struck by coronavirus.
Video footage out of London and Paris shows “youths” attempting to loot stores and start fights in response to the coronavirus outbreak.
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I will never have one of these in my home. More evidence to back my position. Hey Alexa, stop listening to my client’s information.
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