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"It's not sexist to say that women can't do big physical labor things as good as giant men can. But people will tell you it is. Well, I'm not sexist. As a matter of fact, my favorite people are all female. I have a wife, and I have three daughters. They're my favorite people in the world. But I could beat the shit out of all of them." -- Joe Rogan, quoted at RedState
JPMorgan's Kolanovic: Oil at $80 Is Where S&P 500 Breaks
And we are a long way from that price [CBD]
China Blinks?
China has removed tariffs from US pork and soybeans.
Coming soon to National Review: "The Conservative Case for Gay 'Chemsex'"
"It's a Blessing of Liberty (TM)!" raves Concerned Christian Conservative David A. French
Did you miss last night's Democratic debate? Have you avoided the coverage? The best recap of last night's event. [Mis. Hum.]
Joker Update: I had expressed reservations about this movie providing sympathy for the devil and possibly vaguely encouraging vengeance-violence. But footage from the movie was leaked, and according to Ethan Van Sciver (who saw it before Warner Bros. stamped it out), the movie is brutal and ugly and does not seem to suggest that Joker is anything other than a nasty villain. I didn't see the footage, so I can't say either way.
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hints: Reggae beat too synth-y and poppy for most to think of it as genuine reggae; big AM radio pop hit; opening lyrics: Last night I had the strangest dream/I sailed away to China/In a little row boat to find ya
Flashback: Russia says John Brennan visited Russia in 2016 for undisclosed purposes
High-ranking Russian officials claim that CIA Director John Brennan visited Moscow on March 14 to meet with Russiaís federal intelligence agency. A CIA spokesman allegedly clarified that the meeting had nothing to do with Russiaís withdrawal from Syria.
"It's no secret that Brennan was here," claimed Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Oleg Syromolotov. "But he didn't visit the Foreign Ministry. I know for sure that he met with the Federal Security Service (the successor agency to the Soviet KGB), and someone else."

Thanks to JackStraw for the reminder. Is this about the spy they later had to extract? If so, maybe a meeting with the head of the CIA drew some suspicions...
Bernie Sanders sucks up to the antisemitic BDS left by appointing Linda Sarsour as a surrogate
The "Squad Goals" are always to make the previously unthinkable very thinkable, from socialism to totalitarianism to overt hatred of Jews. And the man who honeymooned in Soviet Russia and joyfully sang Soviet communist propaganda songs is there to help.
Of Course: Jeff Bezos funds another propaganda film
It literally never stops. It never, ever stops.
It just never, ever stops.
They have dozens of stories of high-level liberal media figures perpetrating #MeToo abuses, but the only one they're interested in is at Fox.
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