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McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress
He has testicles? Who knew! [CBD]

Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD]

CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Senate ditches dress code to appease low-life vegetable Fetterman, Biden refuses SS protection for RFK Jr., the mistrust, misery and death engendered by the useless and dangerous Covid shots, the more AGW is debunked, the more the propaganda heats up, and more!

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Posted by: John Fetterman

There's a new internet conspiracy theory claiming that John Fetterman has been replaced by a double. A Fetterganger, if you will.

I don't see it. Compare this older picture of Fetterman:

...with this newer photo of Fetterman:

Looks like the same guy to me. I think people are just getting hung up on the facial hair.
(ETA: The second picture is from the Fetterman Netflix biography - [Weirddave])

Forgotten 90s Mystery Click
For [song title]/ I had no obligations/ My mind was a blur/ I did not know what to do/ I think I lost myself/ When I lost my motivation/ Now I'm walking 'round the city/ Just waiting to come to

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
And do you feel scared? I do, but I won't stop and falter
He says that like eighteen times in the song. The song has fifteen words of lyrics.

Days After Biden Approves $6 Billion Ransom Deal, Iran Takes Another Westerner Hostage
You can't make this sh*t up! [CBD]

CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E12 - CBD and Sefton discuss: the Hunter Biden gun indictment, the UAW goes on an historic strike that could have major ramifications for political shift, the pols' resentment/revulsion of the people, Susanna Gibbons blames people for noticing her porn tape, Disney strangles the golden goose, and more.

Texas AG Ken Paxton Acquitted of All Bogus Charges Let's hope this is the proverbial nail in the coffin of the Bushes and their globalist backers. [J.J. Sefton]

Update: How Dove's homely, morbidly obese life-hating spokeswhore gleefully destroyed the life of a white student who dared to be physically present on BLM-"owned" streets

Chicago Mayor Wants Government-Owned Grocery Store We've heard this tune before! "I owe my soul to the ~~company~~ government store" [CBD]

ABC News Staffers 'Freaking' out over Reports Disney in Talks to Sell Outlet to Mogul Byron Allen, Nexstar
And so it begins... [CBD]

Flashback: Foreign Agent Double-Oh Joe: License to Fall

Megyn Kelly talks with David Zweig about Malignant Dwarf Anthony Fauci's absolute refusal to stop lying in even a single interview

Armed Robber Thwarted by Good Guy with Gun at Georgia Fast Food Joint
"The suspect was rushed to the hospital and will face a number of charges, including armed robbery, aggravated assault, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon..."
But...but..but...that's illegal! [CBD]

Escaped Pennsylvania murderer Danelo Cavalcante captured [dri]

CJN: THE PODCASTS4-E11: CBD and J.J. discuss: Biden and Harris defile 9/11, as Biden's brain melts faster, the Dems look for a replacement, NM cops defy the gov's 2-A overreach, impeachment kabuki theater and the blindness of even Victor Davis Hanson, illegal chickens coming home to roost in NYC, and more!

Megyn Kelly looks back at Chris Wallace's disgraceful, corrupt "moderation" of the Trump-Biden debate (or the debate that was scheduled, but which Chris Wallace would not permit)

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
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Days After Biden Approves $6 Billion Ransom Deal, Iran Takes Another Westerner Hostage You can't make this sht up!* [CBD] CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E12 - CBD and Sefton discuss: the Hunter Biden gun indictment, the UAW goes on an historic strike that could have major ramifications for political shift, the pols' resentment/revulsion of the people, Susanna Gibbons blames people for noticing her porn tape, Disney strangles the golden goose, and more. *Texas AG Ken Paxton Acquitted of All Bogus Charges* Let's hope this is the proverbial nail in the coffin of the Bushes and their globalist backers. [J.J. Sefton] Update: How Dove's homely, morbidly obese life-hating spokeswhore gleefully destroyed the life of a white student who dared to be physically present on BLM-"owned" streets Chicago Mayor Wants Government-Owned Grocery Store We've heard this tune before! 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