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Instapundit (linking a Slate advice column): I Live With Six Brothers. I Have Sex With Two of Them. Itís Fine, They Know. But since itís Slateís advice column we get this: "I don't know why six adult brothers would be living in a house together, [and] why their parents weren't more concerned with overpopulation and what it might mean for a looming water shortage."
A friend updates me: "By the way, the advice is to a dude who's having sex with the two brothers."
Burkman and Wohl: A "senior House Republican" has transmitted our pictures of Ed Buck and Adam Schiff to RedState and we are waiting for them to do the right thing and publish them
Red State: We have had no pictures transmitted to us and have no idea what you're talking about

I have transmitted a picture of a naked Demi Rose grinding on my shame to RedState, and I implore them to gather the courage to do the right and tastefully-artistic thing and share my dirty victory with the world. You have 24 hours to comply. Release the Snizz.
Zombie on why SJWs cannot lift SJW-converged franchises into commercial success:
The reason for this actually, is not that SJWs cease doing things out of political spite, it's that have such a vast logjam of virtue-signals to emit that they have to prioritize and have a triage system for how to spend their spite-filled hours.
In the Old Days, there was a buffet of mainstream normal culture to choose from, and then one or two weird outlier "alt" counter-culture choices. So if you were a proto-SJW in that era, you choices for spiteful thumb-your-nose-at-the-squares time-spendage were very limited as thus very clear.
But in the modern era there entire cultural landscape has been flipped, and now there are countless SJW "alt" (not really anymore) cultural choices, and you must decide which of the man you grace with your time.
So, it's not like the SJWs have given up on Batwoman and gone back to watching something actually good and enjoyable - no, they gave up on Batwoman because they deemed it was more important to spite-watch some other leftist piece of garbage -- which they will then in turn quickly abandon for the next one, ad infinitum.
Voter fraud? There's no stinkin' voter fraud going on. Yes, yes there is even the Blue State of Illinois says so. [Mis. Hum.]
The Chattanooga Times Free Press is a pretentious left wing clown show staffed by stupid, yet smugly liberal, journalists & editors. Neither its journalists nor its editors know the difference between Theodore Roosevelt & Franklin Roosevelt, so its readers had to chime in to get a Correction.
[Buck Throckmorton]
This thought criminal is not showing the proper level of Respect and Deference to his News Aristocrat Better, Jake Tapper
"Daddy, where were you back in '20 when Martha was mean to the reporter?"
"Well son, I was right there, weeping with the rest of the brave firefighters, and acting like a Senate seat belonged to a particular family."

I've never seen so much racism, Can we just finally pass a law stating that only corporate-credentialed "journalists" have free speech rights, and also have the right of Prima Noctae?
loi: Super-Woke FakeNews "Watchmen" series cancelled, will not return to HBO
Also, the Game of Thrones prequel was cancelled some time ago, allegedly for being "too woke." The main character had been gender-swapped from male to female, and, it is rumored, even HBO thought the show leaned in to hard to its #YasKweenSlay feminist messaging.
Supposedly there's another Game of Thrones prequel they're still developing, but the first one had gone to pilot before being cancelled. We'll see if they ever actually spend money to hire people and build sets for this other alleged series, or if they're just trying to spare George R. R. Martin and Dan Benioff & Dan Weiss from outright declaring that they killed Game of Thrones and there is no remaining popular interest in the demolished IP. Gary from Nerdrotic seems very doubtful that this other series will go past the script phase.
Let all the Corporate IPs burn, and may ten thousand Hollywood liberals go bankrupt and be forced into new careers of smuggling cocaine...
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