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October 30, 2006

D&D Player Goes To Trial For Killing Bugbear Coworker

With a homemade Samurai sword.

...Flemons' lawyer says he is schizophrenic with a psychotic obsession with fantasy role-playing games, including Dungeons & Dragons.

Murder? I don't think so.

Williams arrived at his job the day of the killing armed with a homemade 38-inch samurai sword. Witnesses told police that Flemons appeared to hand Williams a piece of metal in a chivalrous manner, as if challenging him to a duel, before chasing him and stabbing him to death.

The medical examiner ruled that Williams died as a result of "multiple chop wounds to the neck."

Sounds like the "victim" just failed his saving throw against being a total pussy.

I'd love to get on that jury. I'd be a total OJ juror. He's a D&D player, so we must "send a mesage" to the country by setting him free.

We're just not going to be discriminated against anymore, America.

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