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October 04, 2006

Heat Center Dislikes Dry Balls

I really have nothing to say about this.

MIAMI -- Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal is no basketball fan -- that is, when it comes to the new type of basketball being used by the NBA this coming season.
He described the new ball as "terrible."

The NBA said the ball, designed by longtime athletic equipment maker Spalding, is made with "a microfiber composite" and has a moisture management system that helps keep its feel consistent.


Shaq prefers his balls leathery and slightly dampened with sweat.

The only reason to post this story was to come up with a cheeky headline. I'm not sorry, and would do it again.


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