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October 23, 2006

Fantasy Congressional League!

As they say, Fantasy Football (or Fantasy Baseball, etc.) is just Dungeons & Dragons for people who used to beat up people who played Dungeons & Dragons.

Fantasy Politics, on the other hand, is just Dungeons & Dragons for people who used to get beat up by people who played Dungeons & Dragons.

That said, I just drafted Heather Wilson (.332 with runners in scoring positions) and Joe Negron (six interceptions last season).

Please don't beat me up. I'm a bleeder.

Thanks to Warden.

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