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October 31, 2006

More John Kerry "Misinterpreted Jokes"

Knock, knock.

-- Who's there?

Our soldiers are terrorizing women and children.

-- Our soldiers are terrorizing women and children who?

Our soldiers are terrorizing women and children and dragging them out of their homes in the dead of night.

-- I don't get it.

Don't question my patriotism. I served, reluctantly, in Vietnam.

(rimshot) tsssssss

...

A man walks into a bar wearing a pig on his head.

"Why did you bring that thing in here?" the bartender asks.

The man says, "Because our troops in Vietnam raped, committed murder, chopped the ears off civilians, chopped the heads off civilians, blew up bodies, mutilated bodies, and poisoned catttle and crops."

"No, I was talking to the pig," the bartender says.

The pig smiles and says, "They also ravaged and pillaged in a way reminiscent of Jenjis Khan."

ba-dum-DUM


...

A Jew, a black Baptist, and a Catholic walk together to the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

"How did you die?" the Jew asks the Catholic.

"In Iraq," the Catholic says. "I was too stupid to do anything but serve in our army of morons."

"Same here," says the black Baptist. "I wished I'd stayed in school so I could have done something more worthwhile with my life than serve in the United States Armed Forces."

The Jew thinks about this, then smiles. "It's okay, you died for Israel," he says. "And by the way, we blew up the World Trade Center."

(slide whistle) whooooOOOOOOP!

Question: Apparently now Kerry people have produced a supposed printed version of the "joke" as it was supposed to be delivered. That means nothing. If Democratic operatives can fake up "1972 Texas Air National Guard" documents, it's pretty easy to open up Microsoft Word and produce a "joke" as it was "intended to be delivered." After the fact.

So here's the question:

Politicians repeat themselves all the time. Is there any example of John Kerry delivering this "joke" as it was "intended to be delivered" in the past?

Veterans Express Disbelief: How dare they question him, these stuffed suits who never wore the uniform of the country.

Oh wait, they did wear the uniform of the country?

Well, then, they're stupid and uneducated. So who cares about their opinion?


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