Republicans Are Just Plain Evil

Remember how Republicans let Gore win the most votes in 2000, only to take the election away via the Electoral College?

Remember how Republicans were set to lose dozens of Congressional seats in 2002, beofre a last-week wave of Republican enthusiasm boosted the GOP's numbers?

Remember how Republicans deliberately refused to answer exit polls in 2004, justl to give Democrats the belief they had won the election, so that their hearts would be crushed when real numbers began coming in?

Are you dirty, vicious, spirteful little vindictive bastards doing it again?

I love you guys.

The only way to permanently defeat an opponent is to either kill him or so demoralize him he defines himself as defeated, permanently, and cannot even imagine the state of being victorious. Leave him humilated and heartbroken so he cannot muster the will to further oppose you.

Well, we're not technically allowed to kill liberals (although I think Rosie O'Donnell was just saying the Patriot Act allows us to do just that, I can't find a citation at the moment).

So that leaves us with that faggy defeat-them-in-their-minds thing.

Still, it's something, even if a bit kissing-your-sister-ish.

posted by Ace at 09:37 PM

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