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October 15, 2006

October Haiku Contest

Current event themes, or what-have-you.

Integrity (5-7-5 format) or Loose Shit.

I'll kick it off with Loose Shit:

Right Wing Mindset

Polls make me worry
when my team isn't favored
and when they are, I still think its some kind of a dirty trick and I have to go throw up

Tried to come up with something funny along Nork lines, but failed. Perhaps the gifted and drunk people in the comments section can oblige.

UPDATE: Progressive trolls are invited to join this contest. Yes. The judging gets dicey there, but will do my best to recognize greatness. Unless I just feel like a spiteful jerk that day, which is entirely within the realm of possibility. So, you know. Don't get too attached to your sandcastle, troll.

Results will be announced sometime after you all forget about the contest. Yes, there will be phoney-baloney internet non-prizes.


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