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October 31, 2006

Kerry Update: Critics "Right-wing nutjobs" and Chickenhawks

Hmmm... he presents us all with a dilemma.

If we don't join the military, we're fat ("doughy" like Rush Limbaugh) cowardly chickenhawk nutjobs.

If we do join it, we're just drooling morons.

Though John F'n' Kerry attempts to claim that only non-military pussyboys are attacking him (though, in fairness, this means we're not necessarily stupid and uneducated), he fails entirely to address his "good friend" John McCain's call for an apology.

No apology thus far. Hot Air will have the video of McCain's response.

See, being "tough" and "smart" means you say stupid and nasty things and then have the arrogance to not apologize for them.

Tough, smart. Layers.

In related news, the ghost of Genghis Khan issued a press release that stated "Vengeance is best served cold, and against an emaciated Thurston Howell wannabe."


John F'n' Kerry

He's earned his right to call his fellow soldiers murderers, rapists, and uneducated retards.


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