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October 02, 2006

The Wonder Years' Winnie Cooper Bends Into All Sorts of Positions on Video

...in her new yoga video, tenatively titled Teen Steam II: Alysso Milano Passes The Jailbait Torch.

Definitely do not follow the link to her Stuff photo shoot, because it's filled with tawdry pictures of her in whorish lingerie and boots contorting into all sorts of sordid poses.

Update: Mark Foley just IM'd me to say rehab is already working because, and I quote, "I had no interest at all in tapping that shit."

I guess, with group therapy, all things are possible.

Winnie Cooper, Mathematical Genius? She graduated summa from UCLA in mathematics, and penned this peer-reviewed, published paper in a physics journal.

Come on, though. You know she got some guy to write that for her. There's some geekbag out there kicking himself because he didn't have his paper published and only got to cuddle with her one night.

Still -- that, too, is a skill.


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