I Swear, Officer, I Thought The Dog Was 18... And Alive

Bestiality?

Seen it.

Necrophilia?

Seen it.

You've become pretty jaded when you've got to mix the two to get a decent chubby:

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

The man was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property which had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officers also reported seeing the man involved in the sex act and as he approached the man, the man shoved him away and ran off.

Okay, just to get the triple-- was it a male dog?

Because that would be weird.

Thanks to RLW.

posted by Ace at 05:26 PM

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