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October 03, 2006

Semi Re-Post: The Mixed Media Cowbell Extravaganza

The Golden Cowbell image with the Ace of Spades Cowbell Theme attached (click on it for song). [Song courtesy of Blaster's Blog.]

But maybe even that isn't sinking in to your thick, Cro-magnon moronskulls. So additional audio-visual cues of a slightly risque nature are provided after the jump.

A new addition: Mathematical Genius Winnie Cooper. With cowbell theme.

Whitesnake album cover with Cowbell theme:

Hot big-booby Austrian gaming girl-geek, again with Cowbell theme:

And if that still isn't enough to penetrate your solid-bone cretinheads,
how about KIM RICHARDS from Tuff Turf with Cowbell theme?

Some here are Justine Bateman partisans, so, okay, here's Mallory Cheesecake, with Cowbell Theme:

And finally, if you low-functioning stupidheads don't get it YET, here's Johnny Coldcuts, the time-travelling foul-mouthed baloney sandwhich, trying to explain it to you:

Give the economy the props it deserves,
you rotten shitbag goatfuckers!

Mark it in your calenders: Dow Jones 11,000
by July, you dirty-asses!

Johnny Coldcuts doesn't like the Ace of Spades Cowbell theme, as it's "too pussyshit" for his tastes, so he suggests the Allah-produced Lionel Ritchie/Pat O'Brien duet of Hello to celebrate the good economic news.

(Note that that song is not safe for work, because Lionel Ritchie is really foul-mouthed.)

* By the way, he wasn't far off, was he? That prediction was from a while ago.

All right, all right... for the Ladies and/or Homos:


Since this is such good news, I won't begrudge anyone. So there's a good shot of Hugh Jackman.

Which does me no good, because half of the chicks here are going to say he's not good-looking.

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