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October 10, 2006

Keith Olbermann Gets .1 Rating -- In Bed

A spurned lover -- or a spurned fan turned into a one-night stand-- so she has an agenda.

An Agenda of Truth, I mean.

30-something office worker of Caribbean descent, KarmaBites1 said she struck up an e-mail friendship with Olbermann, whom she admired, and agreed to fly to New York to meet him last May. She says he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he “spilled all over.” Then, when “sexual activity began [in] less than an hour,” Olbermann had difficulty. “I pretended he knew what he was doing,” the embittered blogger writes. “I adored the guy. I didn’t want him to think he was a dud in bed,” so she faked experiencing ecstasy.

I've met Edward R. Murrow, I've had sex with Edward R. Murrow, and you, Keith Olbermann, are no Edward R. Murrow.

It's kind of sad that this guy is doing this. Doesn't he know any women in "real life" who might want to have sex with him?

As I've said before, though -- each of Keith Olbermann's 40 or so veiwers stands a 25% chance of getting to have (lame) sex with him at one time or another.

Hitting Him Where It Really Hurts-- His Ratings: The woman Olbermann screwed (weakly) and then screwed over (neatly) notes his lies in self-reporting his ratings.

The Scoreboard: Among 8 o'clock cable hosts, only Anderson Cooper, widely suspected of playing for the other team, hasn't had a sex scandal yet.

Bill O'Reilly, at least, will rub a falafel on you. So, you know, even if the sex is bad, there's still that falafel.


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