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October 13, 2006

Raj Batka Crosses Border On Elephant, With Six-Piece Mariachi Band

A stunt? Of course. But a brilliant one. To illustrate the joke of border "security," Raj of the Apprentice -- and now a Congressional Republican candidate for Congresss in Pennsylvania -- decided he'd "sneak" across the US-Mexican border on an elephant, accompanied by a mariachi band.

He got through without any problems.

If Republicans had been smarter -- both in terms of policy and politics -- we could be running hard on this issue.

Alas, you don't go to an election with the party you want; you go to an election with the party you have.

And There's The Tax Issue: Charlie Rangel really shouldn't have promised to raise everyone's taxes.


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