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October 18, 2006

I Really Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here

Look, no one gave me the Big Blogger's Book of Hints and Cheat-Codes.

I'm computer illiterate. I have no real idea what the hell is going on here. Ted Stevens' "pipes" speech confused me, because it was too technical.

After thanking Allah for finding the page story for me:


me: I don't know how you can find everything and I can find nothing

Allah: I did a Google News search for dakota page
Right there, in the first ten hits or so

me: Google... news?
hmmm
I never specify news
I'll have to look at that

Allah: What exactly are you searching?
You, er, know that Google has a news site, right?

me: um, now I do
Thanks
I found it now

Allah: One of the most heavily trafficked in the world?
For about five years now?

me: I didn't know of that

Allah: Dude

me: no

Allah: DUDE

me: dude I have no idea what I'm doing

I really don't.


It's frigging embarrassing.

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posted by Ace at 10:21 PM

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