Good Ad

The trouble, however, is the use of the theme from The Exorcist as background music, because that conjures the idea of The Devil, and it is well-known that blacks have sometimes been called "savage devils" by racist Tennesseans, and therefore this ad is a racist attack on Harold Ford, Jr.

A more sober, thoughtful ad would use his quote -- "I like football, and I like girls" -- and note that another person liked both football and girls: O.J. Simpson.

And then the ad could ask, "Harold Ford, Jr. -- how do you know he won't saw your head off? 'They' do that, you know."

And then maybe somehow imply he's a homo, too. Like, I don't know, morph O.J. Simpson's face into Harold Ford's, and then into RuPaul's, and play I Will Survive (with extra drums for extra racism) while "O.J. RuPaul Ford" goes on a stab-crazy murder-spree.

That's the kind of ad that would motivate me, a conservative racist homophobic retard.

But I repeat myself.

Thanks to Brett Fuckin' Weir.

posted by Ace at 05:07 PM

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