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October 15, 2006

Justin Timberlake's Music Will Make You Gay

According to his producer.

I don't think it makes you gay. I tested this claim by listening to "SexyBack" 40 times in a row, then going to a highway rest area and having sex with fifteen random dudes.

Result? I did enjoy it. Much. Still straight. Ish.

Meanwhile... You can buy a "Hot Heroes" calender, featuring half-naked and very buff Marines, and donate a bit to wounded veterans while you're at it.

I'm told that if you look at this calender while listening to "SexyBack," a straight man's head will explode as if he combined Coke and PopRocks.

Enough Gay Stuff: I have a question. The Giants have repeatedly done a group celebration after sacks, multiple people taking pantomime jump shots at once.

Is this a loophole in the rules? You're not allowed to engage in group celebrations after a touchdown, but you can do so at other times? I wondered after the first time why they didn't draw a flag; now I'm pretty sure they must be permitted to.

Seems to me it's more of a taunt to celebrate after a sack than after a touchdown.

And I'd rather see the group celebrations after touchdowns; the Icky Shuffle and Dirty Bird were fun .



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