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John Kass: Corrupt Chicago media is embargoing the story of a little girl coerced into taking her clothes off in front of a boy by J.B. Pritzker's AWFL trans enforcement officers

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss the pending Ukraine ceasefire, Israel going back into Gaza, should President Trump simply ignore the courts, Roberts is a crap Chief Justice, violence directed at Tesla (and others) by the left, and more!

Black Conservative Perspective has a hot take on the Harry Sisson "cancellation" -- he thinks it's all a psyop
He thinks Democrats trying to portray the very femmy Sisson as straight to appeal to the young straight male voters Democrats need, despite widespread belief that he's as gay as a peacock at high tea. He thinks they've arranged for female Democrats to accuse him of Toxic Masculinity and Absolutely RECKING That Poon.
This is a silly theory, except for when you remember that literally every single messaging offensive by the Democrat Party is 1 fake and 2 gay

Van Jones lisps his sadness about Chuck Schumer and the Democratssss

Former Columbia University fellow, a current UN judge, found guilty of forcing young woman into slavery [CBD]

Douglas Murray Addresses the Mass Murder of Christians in Syria
Murray is a most vociferous and brave defender of Western Culture. [CBD]

Brian Cranston is a nasty leftwing idiot
I never understood why people joined the mass delusion that he was a "serious actor." He's Tim Watley, that's it. That's as good as he gets.

The Ivy Exodus "As Ye Sow, So Shall Ye Reap." "Jewish" academics rejected their religion and culture long ago, and chose instead to worship progressivism. And they are paying for it! It would take a heart of stone not to laugh! [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton dig into the Ukraine cease fire, the Z-man bending the knee to Trump, deporting a Hamas cheerleader from Columbia University, Taxing the rich by taxing endowments, egg prices, tariffs, and more!

Girl Scouts sued by New Yorker over alleged heavy metals, pesticides in Thin Mints, other cookies
Good. Thin Mints (or any other mint confection) are of the devil. [CBD]

Rep. Thomas Massie needs to quit grandstanding and govern -- or get the hell out
Eh... it's The NY Post. [CBD]

It's Here! It's Here! The Liberty PAL-V flying car! [CBD]

'Know this, Khamenei, this is your end': Iranians slam regime in footage from Tehran to Israel [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch, perhaps the world's expert on the reality of Islam. We discuss the failure of Europe, the rigidity of Islam, the blindness of the West to that rigidity, and the possibilities for the future.

Starship launch and booster rocket chopstick catch
The second stage of the rocket was lost. I guess it was supposed to parachute gently into the ocean or something.

Correction on Gavin Newsom story: Newsom didn't go on Charlie Kirk's podcast. Charlie Kirk was the first guest on Gavin Newsom's new podcast, which he calls "This is Gavin Newsom," apparently intending it to be an Oprah Winfrey style star vehicle for making himself president

Legit security expert Fred Fleitz blasts the BBC for its insane bias

Noted High-Testosterone Male David Frum has thoughts on masculinity
The Mustard Fortune Nepo-Baby, who by the way is Canadian, has all sorts of ideas about the "shame" all "true Americans" must feel about Trump

Bill Murray on Bob Woodward's fake Belushi biography: It was so loaded with lies about John Belushi that I realized that Woodward framed Nixon, too

Nate Bargatze: The Dumbest Time Traveler

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)