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August 04, 2004

Why No Bounce? Because the Candidate is an Imbecile

Son of Nixon recounts John Kerry's numerous flubs and faux pas on the campaign trail.

I enjoyed it when Kerry told a Michigan crowd how enthusiastic he was over Ohio State's football program.

Had Bush done this, it would have been national news.


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