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August 20, 2004

State-Specific Cowbell Alert

Nick (every man secretly wishes he was named either Nick or Steve) sends along this nugget about explosive job growth in Florida, Wisconsin, and Arizona.

Smaller-than-average cowbell because these aren't national figures:

Guess What? Florida's got a fevehh. And the only. Prescription. Is more cowbell.

Thanks to Blaster again for that fine Cowbell-song modification. He's also got thoughts about Chris Matthews, Michelle Malkin and the SwiftVets.

Has anyone noticed that Chris Matthews' ratings only climbed out of the 0.2 cellar when he became a rampaging leftie?

Does anyone think that it's entirely a coincidence that he's now counter-programming against Fox?

Update: North Carolina has the lowest unemployment in three years, and claims that it is the national jobs-creation leader.

Boys, boys: Can't we agree that you're all producing a heck of a lot of jobs?

posted by Ace at 04:24 PM

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