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August 03, 2004

John Kerry's Resume

Son of Nixon has an early draft of Kerry's CV.

The key part of "CV" is the C. His grade-point average at Yale. You know, the low-C averages that brilliant intellectuals so frequently earn. (Bush's high-C/low-B average, on the other hand, is the mark of a drooling retard.)

Thanks to Florida Cracker.


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