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August 31, 2004

I Just Couldn't Be Prouder

Ace of Spades HQ is now the #7 reference for the MSN search "gay hairy asses."

And I owe it all to George W. Bush and Mr. Paul Anka.

And, if you have a blog: Make sure you have your SiteMeter button on all of your site's pages, not just the home page. I get a lot of traffic going directly to my archive pages (the white page with one post on it), but until five minutes ago, I never had my SiteMeter recording hits to those pages. Hits would only be recorded if someone then visited the main page. If they didn't go to the main page, it was as if they never visited at all.

You miss out on a lot of hits, especially regarding your linked articles, if you do it the dumb way I was doing it.

No wonder my one and only Instapundit link delivered me virtually no extra traffic.

I hope I'm not now double-counting.

"Shadowy Connections?": Okay, so I'm number 7 for "gay hairy asses."

Now I'm also #1 (whoo-hoo!) for "the Kerry girls" on Earthlink.

Say-- you don't think that that means...?

Nah. Couldn't be.

Although I'm now going to be looking for Adam's apples on those "gals."

Okay, This Site is Just Plain Filthy Update: And now Google ranks this Top Ten list as the #2 search for "top ten erotica."

Existential Recursion Update: A post noting that I didn't get a lot of recorded additional hits from my previous Instapundit link itself gets linked by Instapundit, resulting in a traffic flood that this time shows up in the numbers.

Now I know how to get Instapundit's attention-- just denigrate his traffic-granting abilities.

This is it? This is the so-called "Instalanche"? I must say, I'm disappointed.


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