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August 05, 2004

Kerry Vows: I Will Wage a "More Sensitive War on Terror"

This ought to scare the beejesus out of them, all right:

“I believe I can fight a more effective, more thoughtful, more strategic, more proactive, more sensitive war on terror that reaches out to other nations and brings them to our side and lives up to American values in history.”

Well, that's it for me. This is officially now a pro-Kerry blog. Like Sullivan, I just wanted him to tell me he'd be tough on terrorism.

Related News!!! Following Senator Kerry's very-sensitive example, I hereby vow that I will wage a more sensitive war on Oliver "Filet-O-Fish" Willis, that I will pull my punches when I bitch-slap him, that I will enlist other weenies like Joshua Micah Marshall in my struggle against him, and that I will not pre-emptively attack him, but that any attack from him will invite a swift and certain response.

Eh, fuck it. I'm going to kick him in his great big jiggly ass whenever the hell I feel like it.


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