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Now She Done Really Found Us Out, Cletus! | Main | SwiftVets Score Hit on Shadowy, Elusive Opponent
August 18, 2004

Our Corporate AntiChrist WarMaster (TM) Gains in Red & Battleground States

He's still down 2 in the battleground states (among registered voters, a rather indiscriminate category which might even include Ms. Kathleen Anderton, aka "The Author Formerly Known as Legally Competent"), but the trend is positive.

George W. Bush, Beloved of Mighty Cthulhu, might just find that the "stars are right" for waking The Tentacled One from his aeons-long deathsleep.

If Bush does win, please, everyone do me a favor and volunteer to have Cthulhu eat your brains before mine. I want at least three seconds to gloat about it.

And then, of course, I too will gladly sacrifice myself to satisfy the all-consuming hunger of He Who Sleeps In Dream-Haunted Ry'leh.

A deal is, as they say, a deal.

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