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Double major of geography and physics congressman Hank Johnson questions Diamond & Silk at congressional hearing. [Mis. Hum.]
Can't handle a college exam? Oh boy do we have the room for you. Filled with soft plush animals. WTF thinks up this shit? [Mis. Hum.]
JournOlisming, via a Friend
I don't get it-- reporters, especially for trash websites like the HuffPo, are notoriously nasty and trollish. Are they claiming some special Privilege of the (Garbage-Tier) Press to be snarky and aggressive online?
Atheist Trolling Is Worst Trolling
I don't get it -- the whole point of being an agnostic or nonbeliever is to free your mind of having to even contemplate a subject you're not interested in. "Atheists" who turn atheism into an alternate form of religion, with catechisms, conversion rallies, dogmas and doctrines are DOING IT WRONG
Why Does Every #Woke Leftwing Feminist Contrive to Work "Sex" Into Her Branding?
Every one of their book titles or shows references sex-- "Full Frontal Feminism," "Sex Object," etc. Why, it's almost as if they want to be judged specifically on their sexual characteristics.
UC San Diego to Stand Against Thought Criminals in New Faculty Hiring
"All candidates applying for faculty appointments at UC San Diego are required to submit a personal statement on their contributions to diversity. The purpose of the statement is to identify candidates who have the professional skills, experience, and/or willingness to engage in activities that will advance our campus diversity and equity goals." [CBD]
Maine Democrats Vote to Permit Female Genital Mutilation
The Patriarchy is your friend when it comes from exotic overseas lands
Jealous James Cameron Snipes that Marvel Movies Are Just "Testosterone-Driven" Boys' Fantasies, But His Avatar Movies Are an Antidote to Such Fare
I'm not defending Marvel movies here, just noting that James Cameron's Avatar film featured a crippled man given super-powers by strange technology (the super-power of mind-controlling a giant, super-strong, super-agile nine-foot tall Nightcrawler ripoff) and who then had to fight a giant robot mecha marine armed with a, I shit you not, three-foot-long Kabar knife. Dude, your fucking movies are testosterone-driven superhero boys' fantasies.
Alex and Brent finally have intelligent and insightful questions to answer on the Drift Compatible Podcast. It's about time. [Weirddave]
President George H.W. Bush Hospitalized After Contracting an Infection Shortly After Wife Barbara's Funeral
I'd offer thoughts and prayers but the left says that only legislative action counts. I'm not sure what kind of bill to advocate for.
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