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September 10, 2007

Petraeus: Report Is The Petraeus-Crocker Report, Not The Bush Report, With "No Substantial Changes"

Protein Wisdom just tipped me, though I've been watching it too.

I guess I didn't think much of that statement because I don't expect it to cut much ice among the Community-Based Reality folks-- it conflicts with their worldview and so is by definition untrue.

After all, he's General BetrayUs.

I am learning to appreciate the nuance and elevated wit of the left. See, those of us on the right cannot so easily come up with such tastelessly puerile puns on people's names. Our brains just aren't subtle enough for such eldritch thought-patterns and unexpected connections and unlikely rhymes.

For what it's worth, it might be a good idea to sign this petition:

Sign the Stand By The Mission Petition!
Sign the Stand By The Mission Petition!

Stolen from Instapundit, Petraeus' main points, digested. Although digested at great length.

Same for Crocker.


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