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September 27, 2007

The Axe Effect

Great-Smelling Self-Immolation

CANADIAN teens have found a new pastime - dousing each other with body spray before setting each other on fire.

Ontario police said they were aware that students were taking body sprays to school and lighting others ablaze - usually for a split second.

Some light their pants on fire, while others bare their stomachs before squirting the spray and flicking a lighter, reported.

Awww. It's so cute how frisky the cubs are, before they mature into the most boring people in the blandest nation on Earth.

Play careful, kids. You don't want to have to explain a scar twenty years from now and accidentally entertain someone.

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