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Clinton Will Return More Money | Main | MoveOn.org pulls Petraeus bash ad from web site
September 10, 2007

Drunk (and Open Blog)

I get drunk about once every two years.

This is that once.

Since I cannot just post something saying, "I'm drunk," here is a good link I got off Instapundit, which you've already read, because face it, the only things I link are from Instapudnit and AllahPundit.

You will say this makes me stupid.

I will say: "Who is the fool, the fool or the fool who reads the blog of the fool?"

I love you guys. Shhheriously, I love you guys, man. You're the best. Each and every one of you, every man Jack of you (except Jack M., whose blogging privileges I will revoke presently), including A. Gaspari, who is a hell of a guy, and who can suck my balls anytime he likes.

Here's the deal: Not to tell tales out of school, but I know for a fact that certain bloggers blog drunk all the time.

They are obviously better at it.

But what does that prove? Only that they're no-good stinking drunkards, that's all.

I'm normal. You can tell when I'm wasted. Unlike some bloggers I could name, who are so inured to the anesthesia in a bottle you can't even tell.

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?


(For those who don't know: Yeah, the whole Ace of Spades wildman thing is a scam. I stole it all from Boston Irish, who himself is straight-edge, and who in turn stole it from someone else (who is right fucked in the head, and once pointed a shotgun at me for no good reason except for a giggle). I barely drink, when I do drink I keep it to three or less, and once every two years I get sloshed.)

I'm going to declare an Open Blog. Whatev's.

PS: JeffB. is a homo but he only comments anymore when I specifically note he's a homo. So maybe this will finally get him to come out and be what he must be.

PPS: Here's that creepy stalkerazzi message I got from a liberal troll earlier.

I didn't want to post it because I didn't want to freak people out, but it is... unsettling.

Eh, we'll kick his ass.

'Sides, we have an agreement with the bar. He acts like a douche, we get the bouncer to toss him.


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