Worse Than Osama Tape: Britney Tape

As Dennis Miller once said, I haven't seen choreography this stiff since the Lee Harvey Oswald jail transfer.

So let me see: She never could really sing, and now she can't dance either. It seems like all she can do to just manage to walk without falling over.

Thanks to Nordbuster.

A Reason To Tap That: It's A Sound Career Move: Dave from Garfield Ridge opines, after the third colon in this sentence:

What's so amazing is that Britney does wonders for *everyone else* in her life. . . after they've left it.

Justin Timberlake. Before Britney? Talentless boyband enuch. After Britney? Guy who records "Dick In A Box," films Alpha Dog, and actually seems like he'd be cool to hang out with.

K-Fed. Before Britney? Talentless mumbling scuzzball who smells like pee. After Britney? The responsible one.

Seriously, she's like the BASF of skanky whore ex-girlfriends. Next to her, even K-Fed looks good.

I repeat: she even makes K-Fed look good.

You have to admit, THAT'S a talent.

Don't think of it as hitting a drugged-out skank. Think of it as a resume-builder.

posted by Ace at 12:57 PM

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